Stumbling Across The Crossroads Of The World

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

Marina Diamandis about alcohol.

mydemisee:

[AGGRESSIVELY THINKS ABOUT DOING CUTE THINGS WITH YOU]

[CUTELY THINKS ABOUT DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS WITH YOU]

(Source: acidist)

Lorraine why the fuck are you getting anon hate omg you’re the baddest bitch in the game niggas be trippin for real das that shit I don’t like

GEN OMGF

other girls: tanned, long hair, boys, texting, makeup, short shorts

me: the new pope

"u know who went to bed hungry
the incas
did they complain about their figure
no
they said ‘i do wat i want’
or ‘i do what the sun god want’"

— Lorrainbow (via yodelenia)

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA

the little engine that said “yo fuck this” and went home

i ship myself with wine